Exclusive Interview with Count Claudio
Alonzo: Hello good sir
Claudio: Yes hello.
Alonzo: How are you doing today?
Claudio: Just about as great as one can be.
Alonzo: How do you feel about you and Hero?
Claudio: Well that is an indecent way to start an interview.
Alonzo: Sorry. It is the hottest topic right now.
Claudio: Well I am glad I didn’t join my soul to such a proven slut.