MEN! July 2017. | Page 9

Recently I was on a bus in Jamaica, Kingston and a boy who is like a “ womanizer” comes in. He asked me “ You can hold my nap stack for me? I said “where? On my food? (sarcastically). he smiled and said: “ put your food on my nap stack.” Then I took his nap stack, put it on my lap and rest my bag and food on top of it. He stand near me in the bus, not even 2mins pass, I hear him speaking, I thought he was talking to the lady next to me, I was playing a game on my phone, so I didn’t care what was going on with him and the lady. I hear him over my head talking about the restaurant game I was playing, he said “ you can share some of those fruits with me?” I looked up and said “ I didn’t know it was me you was talking to, I thought you was talking to the lady”. He was like: “no! its you I was talking to.” He finally gets a seat near me, I give him way to pass by me to sit in the corner of the bus, he was like: “I don’t like the corner of a bus.” I said “I don’t like the corner neither”. 2mins after he starts a conversation again. (I was playing my game) I don’t even remember what he was saying cause he is a little boy and I am not 2