Suddenly I was hyperfocused and taking care of business like a boss babe , or whatever they ’ re called these days .”
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by Karen Lloyd
Chocolate Mint : All the fun of a sugar high ( and crash ) without the calories !
As a recovering chocolate addict , I can tell you the
Chocolate Mint cannabis strain is everything you want on your lips , minus the chocolate . Since I ’ d recently quit Hershey ’ s chocolate chips and all other refined sugar , I thought it was kind of ironic to walk into my local pot shop and see “ Chocolate Mint ” written in big letters across the chalkboard . The strain was on sale and sounded delicious , of course . My first reaction was , ‘ No , you can ’ t !’ Then I was , like , ‘ Ohhh , yeah , you can … no sugar , remember ? No problem .’ A few puffs when I got home not only delivered sweet waves of euphoria but also quenched a craving for chocolate I thought was long gone . The rich mint chocolate aroma and equally ambrosial flavour is a solid replacement for chocolate addicts everywhere ; a new end-of-day treat or bedtime snack you so deserve . But unlike an easy-to-devour bag of chocolate chips , you ’ ll likely only get halfway through this slow-burning cross between Emerald OG and Grandaddy Purple . Save some . Forget about it , even . Find it later . Smile and consume . What a concept . With 21 percent THC , Chocolate Mint is rather potent and comes on strong . Not unlike a real sugar high .
After a few weeks of settling into a steady diet of some not-so-potent indica strains , I wasn ’ t exactly prepared for the quick burst of enthusiasm and energy brought on by the innocent sounding Chocolate Mint strain . She has some bite . Suddenly I was hyper-focused and taking care of business like a boss babe , or whatever they ’ re called these days . Other than helping one beat chocolate of all shapes and sizes , and kick butt at work , Chocolate Mint is excellent for patients who suffer from insomnia . While I started off flying , an hour after consuming I felt like I was wandering through molasses . Every time I tried to pull myself out , I was in it a little deeper . Why fight it ? That beautiful chaise lounge chair I found on Facebook Marketplace finally came in handy for this unforeseen state chill .
Chocolate Mint features curly orange pistols and dark green leaves like leather gloves which cradle large , round neon green balls that beg to be crushed and consumed . If growing at home , the plant grows quickly both indoors and out , and can reach up to three metres in height .
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Karen Lloyd is a website designer , writer , and SEO specialist in New Brunswick . Since 2011 , Karen has helped numerous small businesses feature their products and services online . She ’ s excited to put her pen to paper for Maximum Yield and profile North America ’ s top dispensaries and strains as a path to wellness .
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