MASH Magazine Issue 2 | Page 12

(Un)happy Things Power I A remember watching one of those makeover shows that she loved, although I don’t know why. There was an extremely tanned dentist discussing how disgusting a woman’s teeth were in the most blatant way possible but, for some reason, I couldn’t switch the channel over. is a democracy, Miss Isabelle.” I stood up and threw her over my shoulder, causing her to giggle uncontrollably. “I’m going to call her Andromeda,” a precocious little voice said from the doorway. I placed her on her bed amongst a small army of cuddly toys and carefully took An