MASH Magazine Issue 1 | Page 18

A Catty Confession S o you think life must be a dream for us cats? You humans should try it. You toss us a ball or a stick with a feather on the end and say “Nice kitty.” If playing with a tennis ball was all it took for me to be happy, I’d agree. But I’ll go on the record right now and tell you that my life is a daily search for a comfortable refuge, an impenetrable fortress. I live in the same house as a dog. Not to mention another cat. Not to mention a couple of birds. It’s not enough that I am not allowed to even look at those birds. Or that I am encouraged to play with the other cat, although companion at best. But that dog! She makes me nervous. I am sure I will wind up on the couch of some animal shrink. If I venture out of the safe place cat bed is) That Dog gives chase. Part of me knows, deep down inside, that she is playing—but part of me doesn’t trust her and I always make a run for the cat door into the bedroom. My human tells me I hyperventilate. I know my fur on my back stands up. I must look a fright. It’s because I feel a fright. I could spend my life entirely in “my” room. I could have all my meals served there and see no one except my favorite human, their life in a bunker. That dog is not a Nazi. I don’t have to fear If I could just get over the fear… I am sneaking out now. I look around furtively, then I pick myself up, tail high, and stroll casually into the kitchen. Mmm! Someone left a dish of cookies for me. I’m going to enjoy myself, no matter what may come. That’s the issue—life must be savored for the moment. Although I have this nameless fear of a larger other carnivores) I have to put that fear on the back burner if I want to experience any joy. I hear the rattle of a dog collar. She’s shaking herself in that insouciant way that dogs do. I can believe myself to be just as carefree. Humans talk of animal rights. Well, I think I must write the statement on feline rights. It begins with our right to just stretch out and yawn… Uh oh…here she comes. I am going to hold my ground. BRRRK! Survival instinct wins again. I make a run for the cat door. I am safe in my shelter. But I think I have won a victory of sorts. This time it took me one whole minute before I ran. 18 Shortlisted Story Lynne Bronstein [email protected] Lynne Bronstein has written four books of poetry, Astray from Normalcy, Roughage, Thirsty in the Ocean, and Border Crossings. She works as a newspaper reporter for the Culver City Observer, has written for numerous music magazines and web sites, has in numerous magazines and Poetic Diversity’s Fiction Contest in of appreciation from two nonadults and children in writing and was nominated for a Pushcart Prize for poetry in 2014.