MAY, 2020
FELONY MELANIE IN PAGEANT PADEMONIUM
By: Douglas J. Eboch and Kris Bock
The Plot:
Before Melanie Smooter became hot
fashion designer Melanie Carmichael, she
was known as Felony Melanie, the teenage
troublemaker of Pigeon Creek, Alabama.
Aching to escape the boredom of smalltown
life, she gets into many reckless adventures.
Her boyfriend, Jake, is always by
her side—and the local sheriff is usually
close behind.
When Melanie qualifies for the Miss
Alabama Princess Pageant Southern Regional,
the first prize scholarship could be her ticket out of Pigeon
Creek. But can a ―trailer trash‖ girl outshine the snooty
debutantes? Meanwhile, Jake and his friends suspect someone is
sabotaging the pageant. They try to follow the clues, but it isn‘t
easy when everyone dismisses you as redneck kids.
Melanie needs to prove herself on stage. Jake and the gang
need to make sure she gets the chance. Can they show they‘re
more than what people see on the surface?
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An Excerpt
Jake looked at the water and scowled as his heart hammered.
―Nice work, Mel. What are we supposed to do now?‖
―Jump. We‘ve done it before.‖
Jake groaned. ―In the daytime. In our swimsuits.‖
He‘d hardly had time to catch his breath, and now she
wanted him to go cliff diving.
Just another Friday night with his girl.
Melanie propped a fist on her hip. She wouldn‘t appreciate it
if he pointed out she got that move from her mama. ―You can
strip down if you want, but you‘re gonna look awful funny walking
into town in your skivvies.‖
―Maybe if we head downstream –‖
A crash from the woods behind them cut that thought short.
Jake glanced back. The sheriff‘s flashlight drew closer, along with
a string of curses.
―No time to debate.‖ Melanie jumped.
That girl really was going to be the death of him. Possibly
tonight.
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Length: 157 Pages
Heat Level: PG-13
Author Contact Info:
Website
Blog
Chris’ Facebook
Douglas’ Facebook
Chris’ Amazon Author Page
Douglas’ Amazon Author Page
Biography:
Douglas J. Eboch is a screenwriter and author who wrote the original screenplay to the movie Sweet Home
Alabama starring Reese Witherspoon. His sister is the author of over eighty books under the names Kris Bock,
M.M. Eboch and Chris Eboch.
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