March 2020 Issue 4 | Page 15

THE NEW BAVARIA SUMMER SIGNING HAS SETTLED IN WELL DURING HIS FIRST SEASON, SCORING 6 GOALs IN 10 GAMES. HERE'S WHAT HE HAD TO SAY ABOUT HIS TEAMMATES.

BAvaria Teammates:

featuring Tito de torres

THE PINKS

BEST FEET: Zane Holgado. Always seems to dance his way past other players.

TEAM JOKER: Jamie Walker. He always has a funny story to tell in training or before games.

HEALTH OBSESSED: Karim Vatvani. The guy is literally in the gym 23 hours a day and always arrives late to sessions because he cannot leave the gym any earlier.

TOUGH NUT: Chris Remorino. He'd be more than happy to get a red card for no reason.

BEST DANCER: Frank Warwick. "Baila con migo", that trademark forward roll, enough said.

DRESSING ROOM DJ: Zane Holgado. Always provides the goods on match days. Loves a bit of 'Dance Monkey'.

FUTURE MANAGER: Dylan Casciaro. In charge for 1 game, got the win.

WHO WOULD WIN A 100M RACE? Myself. I'd back myself. Quicker than Sadio Mané.

WORST DRESS SENSE: Jordan Montado. Wearing Man United attire to training sessions is just not on.

MR. VAIN: Michael Rodriguez. He always turns up on match day with a new shopping bag.