Life is a Laugh
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A Cats 10 Commandments THOU SHALT NOT …. 1. Feed me the same food twice 2. Tell me what to do... EVER 3. Sit on my chair without permission 4. Buy furniture that I cannot sharpen my claws on 5. Feed birds until I have positioned myself under a bush close by 6. Take me to the Vet in a cardboard box 7. Buy a dog that has teeth and legs 8. Rev up the car while I am underneath it 9. Put a lid on the fish tank 10. Thou shalt obey the above or I will piddle in places you will NEVER find And Now from“ The Dog” Instructions for cleaning the toilet 1. Lift the lid on the toilet and fill it with 1 / 8 cup of animal shampoo
2. Take the cat in your arms and stroke it gently while slowing mowing in the direct of the toilet
3. At a suitable moment throw the cat into the toilet bowl and close the lid quickly and either stand or sit on the lid
4. The cat will now start the cleaning process and will produce the foam. Your cat is really enjoying itself!!!
5. Flush to toilet ….. 6. Open the front door and make sure no one is in between the toilet and front door
7. Get off the toilet seat and open. The cat will dry off naturally due to the speed of leaving the toilet to the front door
8. The toilet and cat are now both clean Best wishes—” the Dog”( thank you for the laugh from Bernice M)