Life is a Laugh
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A Cats 10 Commandments THOU SHALT NOT …. 1 . Feed me the same food twice 2 . Tell me what to do ... EVER 3 . Sit on my chair without permission 4 . Buy furniture that I cannot sharpen my claws on 5 . Feed birds until I have positioned myself under a bush close by 6 . Take me to the Vet in a cardboard box 7 . Buy a dog that has teeth and legs 8 . Rev up the car while I am underneath it 9 . Put a lid on the fish tank 10 . Thou shalt obey the above or I will piddle in places you will NEVER find And Now from “ The Dog ” Instructions for cleaning the toilet 1 . Lift the lid on the toilet and fill it with 1 / 8 cup of animal shampoo
2 . Take the cat in your arms and stroke it gently while slowing mowing in the direct of the toilet
3 . At a suitable moment throw the cat into the toilet bowl and close the lid quickly and either stand or sit on the lid
4 . The cat will now start the cleaning process and will produce the foam . Your cat is really enjoying itself !!!
5 . Flush to toilet ….. 6 . Open the front door and make sure no one is in between the toilet and front door
7 . Get off the toilet seat and open . The cat will dry off naturally due to the speed of leaving the toilet to the front door
8 . The toilet and cat are now both clean Best wishes —” the Dog ” ( thank you for the laugh from Bernice M )