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it to his father, now deceased, who held all family legal documents. Ochieng, in the tradition learnt from his father, also holds the birth certificates of all his children. The irony is that at the moment his children can apply for the e-Passport but he can’t because he cannot trace his own birth certificate. Being pragmatic and knowing his way around Ochieng sets off to the Registration of Persons bureau to get a copy of the said birth certificate. After some considerable queuing to get attended at the information desk Ochieng is facing an attractive lady who asks how she can be of assistance. Ochieng explains that he needs a copy of his birth certificate to apply for his e-Passport to which the lady responds by asking if he has a photocopy, patiently Ochieng explains that if he indeed had that document he would not have been in front of her. The last word is that Kenyans are not sus- picious by nature, but the government is incredibly inept at communicating its projects and hence the general feeling that we are about to be conned again. Is the government also aware that it may be supporting projects that actually pro- mote corruption? number is unique and so is his passport. That is why even banks use the documents to verify ones identity. But from the government’s explanation it appears that that is not true, so there might be several Ochiengs out there with an identical ID. Ochieng still being pragmatic decided that if the Huduma Namba is key to accessing government services then he would be wise to register. What is puzzling is that the very documents that they have thrown doubt at are the very ones they are requiring one to present. Ochieng was crestfallen when he saw that one of the documents he requires for the Huduma Namba registration is a birth certificate which he had been trying to get a copy of. The government merry go round had started in earnest once again. only explain but to even show him fresh certificates that he had obtained that morning from the bureau for people who had lost, misplaced of never had birth certificates. Ochieng still went ahead to a Huduma Namba registration center, aware that the government has already invested into the exercise and the courts had removed some requirement but allowed the registration to proceed. Ochieng explained that what he needed was a copy since he already had a birth certificate, a new certificate would mean double registration, the broker laughed and informed him that his offer was what was expedient as the archives were in a mess that is why they were not volunteering to look. At the center he was informed that as soon as he gets his Huduma Namba he will be able to apply for a birth certificate, again he informed them that he does not require a birth certificate as he already had one but a copy of the same. Apparently the government had not foreseen all scenarios. The lady helpfully suggested that the easiest person to help him would be the immigration department since they had his file and there are only about 2.5 million Kenyans with passports as opposed to 45 million Kenyans where he was asking her to search for the birth certificate. Ochieng was trying to mentally calculate just how many double registrations there were given the Kenyan penchant for the short cut when the broker informed him that he also has a cousin at immigration and for a small fee he could extract a copy of the birth certificate. Ochieng now remembered that to vote the government had collected biometric data and even issued a voting card which later became redundant. Some enterprising broker must have been listening to the conversation because as soon as Ochieng thanked the lady for not helping him, attractive ladies have that effect on men, the man approached him and asked to have a word. Ochieng took his number and promised to revert soon with an intention of going to immigration to ask for a copy of his birth certificate since all he was trying to do was to apply for his e-Passport. To his surprise he was informed that the public cannot access the registry. Her next automatic question was if Ochieng knows the number of the birth certificate followed by a similar explanation that had he known the number then he would not have been at the bureau. All Ochieng had, was his ID. The lady sweetly informed him that the ID was not sufficient to trace his birth certificate. On inquiring further Ochieng realized that that crucial bureau was not digitized and even more worrisome it was not linked to his ID even though that is the document that was used to issue an ID. He confessed that he had overheard the predicament but fortunately there was a solution. He informed Ochieng that he had come across many Kenyans with a similar predicament and for a small fee, he would procure a birth certificate for him to solve the problem. Intrigued Ochieng asked him how he would do that and he proceeded to not 96 MAL29/19 ISSUE Meanwhile the press has informed Ochieng that he requires to register for a new unique Huduma Namba which he was told will be necessary to access any government service and was launched by the President although the registration exercise has been challenged in court. Ochieng always thought that his ID Are we likely to be on a similar exercise where data is collected and collated only to be discarded or is there a sinister plot? E-Voting did not save us from the shenanigans of claims of stolen elections and certainly we could not access the servers to settle the dispute. Is it because we had no rights of access or is it because the data was tampered with? Could that become the fate of the Huduma Namba? The last word is that Kenyans are not suspicious by nature, but the government is incredibly inept at communicating its projects and hence the general feeling that we are about to be conned again. Is the government also aware that it may be supporting projects that actually promote corruption?