Make Women Laugh – By Martin Merrill © 2006. All Rights Reserved.
Hilarious Quotes
Knowing lots of funny quotes, just like having a mental collection of classic jokes, can often come in handy.( Check out the bonus booklet“ Hilarious Quotes” at
— It’ s a handpicked collection of the funniest quotes I’ ve ever come across.)
For example, women like to talk about age. If you know the following quotes you can find ways to pick out any of them to make her laugh:
� When I was born I was so surprised I didn ' t talk for a year and a half.
� As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can ' t remember the other two...
� The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
� Everybody wants to live forever, but nobody wants to grow old.
� One should never trust a woman who tells her real age. If she
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