Make Women Laugh – By Martin Merrill © 2006. All Rights Reserved.
Have you watched the sitcom“ Friends”? Joey Tribiani is a typical stupid guy.
Or sometimes, totally absurd usage of wrong word. For example:
“ I ' ve got to consecrate myself on this newspaper.”( concentrate)
“ He is the very pine-apple of politeness!”( pinnacle)
“ He had to use a fire distinguisher.”( fire extinguisher)
“ Even Napoleon had his Watergate.”
Or demand the impossible:
“ Listen slowly.”
“ Take your time but hurry up!”
“ Always go to other people ' s funerals, otherwise they won ' t come to yours.”
And faking plain stupidity may be very effective:
“ I want to win 100 or 105 games this year— whichever comes first.”
“ I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.”
Very few people in the real world actually commit such stupid
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