Humor - Puns
1. Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head
with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was
cut off? He's all right now.
3. Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring.
The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little
inside.
4. Why don't some couples go to the gym? Because
some relationships don't work out.
5. I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I
changed my mind.
6. I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.
7. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
8. SCENE: My teenage daughter and me in the car.
Lauren: Dad, do you know what the most commonly used letter in
a girl’s name is?
Me: Hmm, is it a consonant or a vowel? (Silence.) Please tell me
you know what consonants and vowels are.
Lauren: You’re no fun, Dad. Forget it.
Me: What is a vowel?
Lauren: OK, OK. A vowel is … ahh … eh … well, oh … uh …
Me: Close enough.
9. Choosing a movie? Don’t trust these extremely abbreviated plot
explanations
Lord of the rings: group spend nine hours returning jewelry
Titanic: everyone tries the ice-bucket challenge
Beauty and the beast: Stockholm syndrome works
The chronicles of Narnia: kids comes out of the closet
10. I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction
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