Luxe Beat Magazine MARCH 2015 | Page 30

O l Donyo Lodge: We’re whizzing through the conservation, past a zigzag of zebra browsing and ostrich tip-toing hurriedly, flirtatiously wagging tutu-like feathered bottoms. A lone elephant looks very pleased with a tree he has toppled over and Seki, my Masai guide, grins, “Elephant display; they do it to show off to the women. It’s all about the women, you know...” This entertaining game-drive ends with my arrival at the lodge in the Chyulu Hills that Hemingway poeticised in his writing. Worthy of poetry is the lodge itself. Perched over Savannah grass with astounding views over the snow-capped Kilimanjaro that hangs in the sky like a piece of crystal is this safari lodge. It’s rustic by day, romantic by night, when dressed for supper in candles and lamps and lavish ta ar thi n ry o n t deter the pet civet cat slinking between your legs as you dine. o r i a o ith a on o in unimpeded into terraces with iff in nity oo off rin those bewitching views over Mt Kili, also available from your ample four-poster bed and bath. But sleep under a blanket of stars on the terrace-top star-bed, whose silken-armed embrace you forsake only for champagne breakfasts in the lodge’s fantasy forested treehouse. But not before you feast on the daily spectacle at dawn: as you wake, watch Africa’s loftiest mountain, Mt. Kilimanjaro (apparently “gifted” Queen Victoria), slowly, coyly, extract herself from a duvet of dawn clouds, caress away vestigial wisps -what a tease- that girdle her like white lace lingerie, until she stands before you in all her spectacular nakedness. Return from a morning safari to breakfast on a pavilion inclined over a waterhole, where animals conduct drinking parties. Lunch can be on varietal outdoors vantage points. Relish falafel and roasted aubergine tr n in affron an o ranat as elephants pose gracefully for you- when not throwing their weight aro n n in o t iraff ra gazelle, warthogs and other humbler creatures convened for lunchtime cocktails. At pre-supper cocktails, a guest teases our American hostess, Alyssa, that some American tourists returned from a game-drive, exultant, “We saw four tigers!” 30 t th r t ti an n ian immigrant has been welcome abroad,” I murmur, as some KenyanIndian guests with a delicious sense of irony laugh gleefully. Over supper (it’s rather a banquet) on a long table set outside and encircled in lamps, Alyssa says she nicknamed her Masai gun-bearer “Husky,” much to his chagrin. She later realised he thought she was calling him a dog, husky being a dog species. She tried explaining to her employee that “husky” could mean sexy, but wondered how to convey to a Masai what “sexy” means. “Something you feel about a woman who’s not your wife?” I volunteer, as the married women around the table dagger me with Masai-spear looks. If you’ve lunched overly on chefmanager Richard’s creations and his wife Allyssa’s charm, kill calories on hi n y r t a t rnoon scale a modest peak with a majestic view. On one side, the setting sun streaks across the sky, a blaze of red velvet, silhouetted against hi h i a iraff t h or a t rnity in y in i thi r t experience of the fabled Kenyan sunset. My gaze shifts and before me rises Mt. Kilimanjaro, whose piercing white contrasts sharply with the racy red sunset. I’m tran t n t or n i off r me a hand. I must be brave. Seki scampers down the slope with the agility and assurance of a mountain goat. I’m in silver sandals, slipping an t rri t too ro to a for help. Seki, a true Masai, is proud too. He waits at the bottom of the