Luxe Beat Magazine APRIL 2015 | Page 113

Epicure returned to camp and sent to Esther. She does the Mara’s best massages, with all-natural Africology products, in-tent, amidst roses and candles. I’m then led onto my private terrace for the Mara’s most romantic bespoke supper. Chef Meshak unveils four epicurean courses. Crystal wine glasses twinkle and silver glitters in starlight, around me blaze lamps and candles. Butler John asks Manager Stanley if he could add more. Stanley r on n h n r ty am are quite enough, John!” Elewana Sand River Superbly stationed on the Sand River, with the best seats in the wilderness theatre to watch the inception of the Great Migration makes for “dinner theatre” with a delicious iff r n Th r a r tty oo where lunches are served under a sway of trees. Otherwise dine in the privacy of your tents, handsomely colonial, all-leatherand-wood, a swirl in signature almond fragrances. They have crystal decanters and the crumbliest cookies enclosed in cut-glass bottles, and the plushest sofa in the Mara to sink into a th t nt nt y a in canvas in balmy breezes, hypnotize. Breakfast on private tree-drenched terraces on the river delights, unless mon y hi off yo r ho rain toast. Sup al fresco on Little Sand River’s just-been-jacuzzied jazzy pavilion. Chef customizes four courses including wheat cigars that enclose gloriously green sautéed spinach as General Manager Tim says, the glowing full moon and brilliantly starred skies were brought out especially for me. Richard’s Camp would-be mate! Richard’s Camp Tents with the prettiest painted roof linings and quirky artefacts (think canoe-turned-shelf in a bathroom) lace a stream where lions roar and where hyenas have a den, once occupied by lions that the hyenas evicted. I’m told I’m being taken to visit the den. Then, unawares, I’m walked to a stunning sunset and ambushed by a bush dinner, set enchantingly on a waterbody aglitter with myriad lamps. This must be the most magical setting in the Masai Mara for bush dinners. Dinner time music isn’t Mozart, but a lion roaring on a hill yonder. After supper, I’m taken on a night drive to see bush babies, mini kangaroo-like hares and the largest owls in Africa. I also spot an aardvark, a very rare occurrence this. Ric hard’s Camp does gorgeous bush dinners, but beware, breakfasts are an ro ff t i omati disaster when I almost abandoned a neighbouring camp to return for Richard’s marvellous mango-passioncardammon-turmeric smoothies. Cottar’s 1920s It was transmitted me that the famous Calvin Cottar, whose family began this historic colonial-style camp almost a hundred years ago, charged $1000 to dine with guests. I’m privileged that he fetches me personally and lunches with me at their smart poolside tent. He even dines me at his new villa that showcases artwork from around Africa. We bask in the moonlight on a balcony thrust into the wild, and a in i nti ario anima a even gauging how far away are the animals, when not feeding me on wild tales. Gold Guide Douglas, who with Calvin makes up two of Kenya’s three gold guides, matches Calvin’s stories. Especially amusing are those about a Masai chief who died a centurion, leaving behind sixteen wives (the youngest fourteen) and eighty-eight children. But Calvin provides the cherry on the cake, with an incredible story of a cuckolded Masai who resorted to oo oo to hi i to her lovers during the act, and detached them only upon receiving a handsome payment. Meals in the mess tent, with its colonial air and African rugs and waiters in fez hats, are served with rather less titillating conversation. But they compensate with various and wondrous salads at lunch, amongst the best in the Mara, and robust suppers, after which you can r tir ith a rin to th r a in the library, with the family’s &Beyond Bataleur Camp During my morning game-drive, a bush breakfast is laid out on an embankment cleaved by a chocolate river humped with hippos. On the banks, fat slithers of crocodiles snooze and yawn unattractively. I relish homemade muesli that this camp does unusually with smoked nuts. My guide Lengume concurs with other Masai guides that muesli is about the only western breakfast food Masai guides, compelled to ff r h r a a t ith t n a ata Th a ai ar abstemious and usually have milk for breakfast). We’re breakfasting under trees hung with little baskets of weaver-bird nests, around which ma a r t itt r an tt r busily. I’m told the males build nests and then dance and prance to entice females. Sometimes, whilst a male is engaged in hectic courtship, a cheeky rival hijacks our suitor’s hard-built nest and with it the 113