HUMOR
While I realize that both heart disease and cancer
are the diseases we need most to defeat, one of the
other often overlooked leading killers of Americans
these days is obesity or just plain old being big and
fat.
I disagree with that European thing about pulling the plug on someone in a vegetative state. My
friends and I would simply not allow such a thing to
happen here. We’d literally fight to the death.
A blonde goes on a hot date and ends up making
out with the guy in his car. The guy asks if she would
like to go in the backseat.
Father: Which one do you love more , me or
Mommy?
Son: I love you both.
Father: Very Well , lets say I went to Japan and
Mommy went to France which country will you go
to?
Son: Japan.
Father: See, that you love Mommy more than me?
Son: No, I just want to visit Japan.
Father: Very well , lets say I went to Japan and
Mommy went to France which country will you go
to?
Son: France.
Father: See?
Son: No its just because I have already visited Japan. I just told you that.
“No!” yells the blonde.
Things get even hotter, and the guy asks again.
“For the last time, no!” says the blonde. Frustrated,
the guy asks, “Well, why the hell not?”
The blonde says, “Because I wanna stay up here with
you!”
There was a baby born in the hospital and he
weighed ten pounds. The odd thing about him was
his body weighed five pounds and his balls weighed
five pounds. All the nurses and even the doctor
didn’t know what to do with him.
Then, the chief surgeon walked in and asked what
It’s been a good while now and as I look back over
was wrong. The head nurse replied, ‘’We don’t know
the years, I think the reason I was so unpopular at
what to do with this baby.’’
school is I’d not only occasionally
crap mucho merdo in my own pants, but I’d ocSo the chief surgeon took one look and said, “You
casionally crap in other kids’ pants, too. Or it could
should put him into a mental institution.”
Give a man a fish, and he’ll eat for a day. Teach a
man how to fish, and if you charge him enough for ‘’Why?’ asked the head nurse.
it, he’ll spend the rest of his life catching and selling
fish to pay off the big bill you gave him to show him “Well,” replied the chief surgeon, “take a look at him.
how to fish.
The boy is obviously half nuts.”
I vote for them so I can keep more than 1 wife....