FIFTY SHADES OF GREY DVD REVIEW
Ta da... what we’ve all been waiting for (well me anyway) ...50 Shades of Grey the Porno! I have to admit, I
couldn’t wait to see it. I just had to see how bad it was going to be so I ripped it open, slid it into my laptop
and proceeded to scrutinise every arse whipping scene.
An hour later, my overall impression was one of Torana rather than Audi, Fountain Gate rather than millionaire playground Seattle. Despite the movie being not too bad, the special details that we girls love were absent.
No Louboutins, sexy office attire, well cut suits or fine food and wine; rather more satin Gasp dresses, stripper
heels, pink passion pop and Franco Cozzo interiors. So very suburban.
Despite this, it’s one of the best pornos I’ve seen in ages. Allie Haze is perfect as the innocent, young and corruptible Anastasia Steele. She has the lip biting and eyelash batting down pat, reminding me of a young Katie
Holmes - very cute!
‘Ryan Driller’ as Christian Grey isn’t half bad either, considering there’s absolutely no-one in porno land or
real life for that matter who could live up to such a head turning master of a young man. It was just so disappointing that his suits looked like bad rentals, his house loo