4. Billie Holiday
One of the greatest jazz singers ever was living the rock ‘n’ roll lifestyle of sex, drugs, and more sex before
Elvis Presley ever even shook his shit. Here’s what Holiday’s friend Carl had to say about her sex life: “You
know, it’s really funny, there’s all these stories about what a fabulous lay Lady was, and about these parties
where she got involved with her dog Mister, all these stories about Lady having abnormal sex. Like soixanteneuf (69) was a byword with her. But actually Lady was a straight up and down sex lover. Like, she said to me
once, ‘Carl, you know all these fancy guys with all that fancy head, doing all that fancy stuff,’ she said, ‘I don’t
really go for head all that much. I like good old fashioned sex. I’m one of those women that likes to fuck. But
I’ll be goddamned if that Stump wasn’t a bitch.’ Big Stump had the greatest head in the world until she met
Willie Cook, the trumpet player out of Duke Ellington’s band. She had a short run with Willie. He wasn’t really her man -- he never went into a club and collected her money for her -- and John Levy told Willie Cook
to jump out a window when he came back to get her in San Francisco, just before they got arrested. But Willie
was little and cute and he played a lot of horn and he was a dope fiend, so they had a lot in common. And she
used to like to dress him up like a mother would, in $300 suits like he’d never had before. She used to say, I’ll
be goddamned if that Willie’s head wasn’t something else. He has the fastest tongue in the world.” Source: Billie Holiday -- Wishing on the Moon.
5. Tupac
In the words of former bodyguard Frank Alexander: “I couldn’t count the number of hoochies Pac slept with
while I was working with him. I don’t have enough fingers and toes, because it would have to be in the three
digits. Suffice it to say, if you were a groupie and you wanted a piece of Pac, chances are, you’d get it. He didn’t
dissappoint many fans. Every single video we worked on, he fucked many women on the set. He fucked the
extras, the leads, you name it. And we did a lot of videos. As far as movies, it’s the same story. In Italy, he
fucked three women over there. On the “How Do U Want It” video, he fucked women all that day, and then
he had a sex party the last night. Ron Hightower, the porn director, threw an afterparty that was really an
orgy. He snuck out under a table and went to the party, he didn’t want any security that night. Suge, Norris,
Roy -- shit, nearly every Death Row employee -- called me that night looking for him. I knew where he was,
and it looked as if he had company, so to speak.” Source: Got Your Back -- Protecting Tupac In The World of
Gangsta Rap.
6. Neil Diamond
In the words of Sweet Connie Hamzy, the aforementioned famous groupie from Little Rock, Arkansas: “So
I’m out on the tour bus, smokin’ dope and blowing roadies, and who comes into the back lounge? Neil fucking Diamond. Neil looks me up and down and nods his approval, then he gets high with us and disappears
backstage. A few minutes later, his manager says he wants to see me in his dressing room. So I knock on
the door, and there’s Neil waiting for me in a blue robe. And I didn’t just suck him -- there was fucking too.”
Source: The Oldest Living Confederate Groupie Tells All.
7. Steven Adler
He was the drummer for Guns N’ Roses from 1985 to 1990 and he lived the life of a wild man. One day, Adler
hired a scumbag named Rocko as his assistant. He writes, “Cops had come pounding on the door. They had
obtained a warrant and searched my house. When I asked why, I was horrified by the explanation. My exassistant, Rocko the pervert. This terminal whack job, who had tried to videotape unsuspecting people in my
bathroom through a hole in the celing, had just been arrested for suspicion of murder. What the fuck? Apparently, he was kidnapping girls, drugging them, and then videotaping the unconscious victims in various
positions and sex acts. They raided his home and found dozens of videotapes containg the graphic rape footage. They also found pictures of my ex-girl Analise and my mom Deanna. Rocko had been spying on us and
taking pictures the whole time he had been staying with me.” Source: My Appetite For Destruction.
8. Dee Dee Ramone
During a European tour stop in Germany, the Ramones were hanging out, drinking, smoking herb, and
partying with underage girls. Dee Dee was both a gentleman and a scumbag about the situation. He said,
“Within minutes, I had a young babe in a miniskirt sitting on my knee and rubbing her private parts on my
leg. ‘I want you so bad Dee Dee,’ she whispered to me then, kissing my lips. “Do you like to fuck?” she said.
“Do you like me? Yes, please. And my sister, she likes you too, very much. She gives great head. Do you want
us both?” By the time we left the dressing room two hours later, there were forty-four empty bottles of beer
and seven empty wine bottles, trashed on the floor, but no empty condom wrappers. Everyone in our party is
married or in a long-term relationship. But there’s no harm in accepting a blow job once in a while, and that’s
not cheating for the guy.” Source: Legend of a Rock Star: A Memoir.
9. Nikki Six
The Mötley Crüe guitar player made a bet with drummer Tommy Lee about who could go the longest without any showering, bathing, or personal hygiene and still bone groupies without them getting sick or leaving.
After two months of doing shows and banging hos, Nikki was getting head from a groupie who got sick and
puked all over his crotch. To make it even worse, she threw up undigested spaghetti noodles that got glued
up in his pubes. Sixx immediately called Tommy Lee into the room and it became known as The Spaghetti
Incident, later the name for a Guns N’ Roses album. Source: Rock Star Babylon.
10. Nico
Nico was a German musician, model, actress, and junkie goth chick who was down with Warhol’s factory. She
had sex with lots of rock star types, including Lou Reed (Velvet Underground), Brian Jones (Rolling Stones),
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