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Ten Sweet and Sleazy Rock Star Sex Stories The Grand Funk Railroad song “We’re an American Band” opens with the lines: “Out on the road for forty days/Last night in Little Rock, put me in a haze/Sweet, sweet Connie was doin’ her act/She had the whole show and that’s a natural fact.” A still-active, over-50 groupie, Sweet Connie Hamzy has sucked up (and swallowed) everybody from the Rolling Stones to Slipknot, and all their roadies, managers, and guitar techs, too. Now in honor of Ms. Hamzy’s dedication to the game and keeping it real, Crossfade presents a list of ten sweet and sleazy rock star sex stories. Be sure to leave a comment if you know of (or were a part of) a better one. 1. Nazril Ariel Nazril is the lead singer of Indonesian rock band Peterpan and the star -- alongside TV personalities Luna Maya, 26, and Cut Tari, 32 -- of the country’s first celebrity sex tape scandal. The country’s ban on pornography has led to legal action against Ariel and his co-stars after the movies went viral via an internet leak. Nazril surrendered to police after they named him a suspect in violation of the anti-pornography law. He could face a 12-year jail sentence. The President of the country is using the case to promote stronger controls over the internet. Source: Hindustan Times. 2. Jimi Hendrix Besides taking the electric guitar to soaring new levels of musicianship and virtuosity, Hendrix was a groupie magnet. Part of his legend was created from a session with the Plaster Casters, a couple of devoted female fans who created molds of famous dicks. According to author Jerry Hopkins: “Two young groupies waited for Jimi outside the Chicago Opera House, then followed him to his hotel between shows and enthusiastically introduced themselves. ‘Hi, we’re the Plaster Casters,’ the older one said, ‘and we’re here to make a plaster cast of your rig.’ ‘Rig’ was British slang for penis, and the girls knew that Jimi knew that. He stopped near the hotel elevators and smiled down at the girls. ‘My rig?’ Jimi laughed. ‘Well, yes, if you don’t mind.’ The older girl, Cynthia, twenty-one, nodded to her companion, Diane, who was seventeen and the daughter of a policeman. ‘We have all the equipment here. It won’t hurt and it’ll only take a few minutes of your time.’ ‘You want to make a plaster cast of my cock?’ Jimi asked. ‘Like a statue? A plaster statue?’ The girls bobbed their heads. Jimi laughed again. ‘How you gonna do that, darlin’?’ The older girl actually blushed when she said, ‘Well the first thing we have to do is get your rig hard.’ Jimi roared with laughter now and said, ‘Right on! Come on up to the room.’” Source: The Jimi Hendrix experience. 3. Led Zeppelin If you’ve ever heard a crazy sex story about groupies involving a fish, then it came from an incident involving Led Zeppelin, a band called Vanilla Fudge, the city of Seattle, an 8mm film camera, and a girl who liked being tied up during sex. Here’s how one book describes the event: “The notorious shark episode happened in Seattle at the Edgewater Hotel, where the band was holed up. The hotel sits right on Puget Sound, and the hotel used to loan the rod and reel to the guests so they could fish out their window. Bonham was fishing out of his hotel window the day before and had caught some red snappers and mud sharks. After the show, the band had been drinking with members of Vanilla Fudge and a groupie. According to legend, the girl was tied naked to a bed and had unspeakable things done to her with a sharks nose during an orgy of lust, which was only a little exaggerated. Robert Plant confirmed that the groupie enjoyed the entire shark affair. ‘She loved it. She was not complaining whatsoever. She got up, thanked everyone very much, and that was it.’” Source: Whole Lotta Led - Our Flight With Led Zeppelin.