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3 Francisco so the only factor limiting his menus is his imagination. It was over a plateful of homemade Sushi that I posed the question to them. Mick started laughing almost immediately. “I once dated this girl back in college who had to tell me all about her bodily functions. I knew every fart, belch or hiccup that she experienced. Oh, and every time she would fart, she would start giggling and say, ‘guess what I just did?’” Mick said imitating a girl’s voice. Michelle and I held our stomachs while we laughed at Mick’s story. “Oh ladies, that’s not even the worst part of it. She told me her bowel movements and menstrual Lulu’s Deal Breaker #2