5
“Here Sonny, have some mashed potatoes. How
would you like to hear about runny bowel movement
I had yesterday?”
Michelle leaned over and kissed Mick’s cheek.
“Now Dear, aren’t you glad you met and married me
instead?”
“Yes Dear. You are not half as disgusting as
she was. You’re close but . . .” he let his voice trail
off as she slapped his arm playfully.
There was a lull in the conversation but then
Michelle spoke up. “My deal breaker was a
Warlock.”
My jaw dropped as I looked at Mick who
seemed as confounded as me.
Lulu’s Deal Breaker #2