Laughing Leprechaun Jokes*
Have a joke that you think is funny? Send the joke to Connor1468 on the fourms. If we use your joke you will get a choice of 100GC (150 for Joke of the month) or a discount code for any product at /warp leprechaun.
*Some jokes may be inapproprite for young children. Some jokes may also make fun of races like (orc, elf, dwarf, gnome, leprechaun, etc.
An Elf, A Human, A Half Orc, and a Dwarf walk into a bar. Each orders their favorite drink and just as they're brought to the table a fly drops directly into each glass!
The elf puts his napkin over his wine glass in disdain and huffs as he orders a new glass and demands it be served flyless and free.
The Human picks the fly out of his beer and drinks it without a qualm, much to the elf's disgust.
The Half Orc quaffs his bitter drink without pausing, swallowing the fly.
The Dwarf on the other hand picks the fly out of the dwarven spirits and thumps it on the wings with a fat finger, screaming:
"SPIT IT OUT, YE WEE BASTARD!"
-Rachel-