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Just as the water reaches their chins, Jerrod pulls up in an inflatable motor boat. He has a life vest on top of his coat.
JERROD Hop on brothers.
KENNY Man. I guess we gotta finish this rescue mission.
Jerrod steers them safely to the shore. EXT. TIDAL HEADQUARTERS- MOMENTS LATER
Jerrod and the brothers pull up to a chaotic scene of running, screaming teenage girls. They follow the crowd to a platform in front of the building. On stage, crooning and dancing in a black leather jacket is JUSTIN BEIBER.
KEEF Oh man, Justin Beiber.
KENNY So many famous people. In one day.
JERROD Brothers. We ' ve got to get out of here. Beiber is one of the-
JUSTIN BEIBER-League of Ego Flexas.
His voice echoes through the loudspeakers. Jerrod and the brothers turn around to see Beiber behind them, still mic ' d. He sips water as an assistant removes his mic.
JUSTIN BEIBER It ' s a dumb name, I know. I ' m Justin. Wanna hit this?
He hands them Kenny joint. He takes it.
KENNY Thanks. I ' m Kenny. This is Keef. That ' s our friend Jerrod. We ' re here to rescue Kanye from you guys.
JUSTIN BEIBER You ' re the Lucas Bros? That sucks dude. Ya ' ll seem cool. But Kanye belongs to the Illuminati. And, man it ' s lame I even have to say this-