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JERROD We need to focus if we ' re going to defeat the ego flexas.
The what?
KENNY
JERROD The Seven Ego Flexas. Did you read Beyonce ' s email?
KEEF Umm, I wouldn ' t say read.
KENNY So much as skimmed it.
Suddenly behind them, something crashes through the boat from underneath in a flurry of light. Jerrod is thrown to the back of the boat.
KEEF Aww, man. Our boat.
The spinning orb of light twirls as water spills through the hole in the boat. It slows down its spinning until it finally stops to reveal TIM BURTON.
KENNY Tim Burton?
TIM BURTON Yes, it is I. That fantasmical guy. I ' m here to make you brothers cry.
KEEF What is he talking about?
KENNY Why is he speaking in rhyme?
Music plays. Tim dances as black ghouls pop up around him. Jerrod yells incomprehensively.
TIM BURTON
( singing) Meet my undead dancers. They ' re really groovy. Only black things you ' ll find in my movie.
KEEF That seemed unnecessarily racist.