Louisville Medicine Volume 61, Issue 11 | Page 37

On the other hand, has she been obese all her life ? A recent study showed that significantly obese women in this country averaged one whole hour of aerobic exercise in one whole year, and I believe it (a solid hour, no doubt – but jeez! ) Has she been diabetic, has she smoked, does she drink to excess, does she abuse drugs? Does she take the right drugs: does she control her blood pressure, her blood sugar, and her cholesterol? Does she use her sleep apnea treatment? If she does none of these things, she turns into a diabetic with renal failure, congestive heart failure, stroke, recurrent infection, gradual immobilization, and eventual dementia. It will cost a lot to take care of her. She will have many specialists, many procedures, many admissions, many medications which she may or may not take, many heartbreaks, and much depression, frustration, disruption of family life, and experience of failure. She will not be a happy camper. By the time she is saddled with chronic diseases, if she does every single thing right she might avoid bypass and dialysis. But she has to do every single thing right from then on, and sadly, that is all too uncommon. In the middle ground is the person who is aware of her genetic risks, takes steps to reduce them, and tries her best. She might carry the medical baggage of severe childhood illnesses like rheumatic heart disease, polio, juvenile diabetes or cancer. She still ends up having to spend more money all her life on medicines and doctors and hospitals, but has a much better shot at living to be old and not demented. She needs all the help she can get from her primary care doctor/PA/NP, and from the specialists who help her primary care doctor by knowing everything that we don’t. Who wants to make book on whether the metric-obsessed will go away and leave doctors alone? I am not optimistic. I doubt they are willing to kill their own jobs. By rights there is no justification for measuring anything we currently measure. We doctors have our own standards for leaning on our patients to do the preventive care that is meaningful. Our consciences and their health should be our guide. Payers spend money on meaningless “quality metrics” in order to try to control doctor behavior. They fail to understand that medicine is not an assembly line. They would do far better to spend money on helping patients: covering one-to-one grocery shopping, one-to-one personal trainers at the YMCA, one-to-one pharmacy consultations, and one-to-one “come to Jesus meetings” with the health insurance representative who actually holds the power to reduce the premium for them – if they are following their plan. If you’ve got to measure something, measure shrinking waistlines, home glucose logs, miles walked and weights lifted. Patients are the ones who have the final say on achieving, and measuring, the quality of their lives and health. Leave me alone. Maybe I could read a murder mystery, or see a bird, or cook something that takes longer than ninety minutes. Maybe there would be more of me in the office ranks eventually, if this box checking madness disappeared from the face of the earth. LM Note: Dr. Barry practices Internal Medicine with Norton Community Medical Associates-Barret. She is a clinical associate professor at the University of Louisville School of Medicine, Department of Medicine. From the Blogosphere Editor’s note: Emergency Medicine residents and faculty at the University of Louisville have a private blog called Room9ER.com. With permission, we share four of their posts with Louisville Medicine readers. The Wonder of Ultrasound Hugh Shoff, MD G reat case: it combines the excitement of chest pain, the enigma that is leg weakness, and a humbling realization of the life-threatening diagnosis. Working in the ED one day, and the psychiatry intern went to see a routine sort of patient, who had presented with right leg tingling and weakness and made it all the way to the back of the ED. Basic labs were ordered, as well as a Chest X-ray for a brief episode of chest pain that the patient told triage- so of course, the sixth vital sign, an EKG too. Intern sees the patient for about 5 minutes and returns. He tells me that he is concerned that the patient is sick and wants me to see the patient sooner than later; he’s concerned for possible stroke due to right leg weakness and pain. HPI: 58 y/o AAM with hx of seizures, on Dilantin but no other medications or PMH, presents with chief complaint of right lower leg pain and tingling. Patient states that while at work today, he was lifting boxes and felt a sharp chest pain that started in the middle of his chest and radiated to between his shoulder blades. It then shot to his pelvis and went away. He went back to work for about 10 minutes then started to have right leg pain. He tried to drive to the hospital, but had to stop and call an ambulance due to severe RLE pain. All other symptoms had resolved at this point. No n/v, diaphoresis, dizziness, loss of bowel or bladder control.. Medications: Dilantin, Allergies: None, Social: Smoker 1 PPD for 30 years, No alcohol, No Drugs (continued on page 36) April 2014 35