ONCE UPON
A TIME
JULIE JONES
Now I know most of you guys probably don’t care about my opinion, but I HATED the way Season 5 ended. I have 5 reasons why:
1. No sneak-peeks for the next season. Like, just why?
2. Why did Evil Regina die and then come back to life? Like her heart was crushed yet she didn’t die. I don’t get that.
3. So Henry destroyed magic, then got a bunch of random people to wish on magic that they probably don’t believe in, and that teleports Snow, Charming, Hook, and Zelena back to New York. Through a fountain may I add. That alone didn’t make sense. But usually OUAT doesn’t make sense.
4. I probably forgot the reason, but how the hell the Dr. Hyde come back? The portal obviously closed in his face, so they better explain that if they haven’t already.
5. I seriously don’t believe that Dr. Jekyll didn’t have more serums of that split personality serum. Because you definitely don’t have the split personality serum yet you can be two different people at the same time. You can even talk to yourself (I’m talking about the part in the season finale where Dr. Hyde was yelling at Dr. Jekyll) but you definitely don’t have many split personality serums. I call bs on that.
Also on BuzzFeed, I saw that for an article, 3 girls ranked 33 men on OUAT by hotness. Can anyone explain how MERLIN BEAT HOOK IN HOTNESS. Btw, I checked if there was an article on Hook’s hotness and there was. Like, I know this is basically a blog post all about my opinion but seriously, someone explain that.
I’m also hating how many freaking times Hook comes back. Like, you should know by now how much I love Hook. But seriously, bring back Hook but not Robin? I understand that the Olympian crystal if used as a weapon would kill anyone and there would be no way of getting them back. I also understand that Robin made an amazing sacrifice for Regina. But there should have been a way that Regina could get him back. They were so cute together and she’s been through too much. Also he did a greater sacrifice than Hook. Dying for someone vs helping someone kill another. Zeus made the wrong choice of only saving Hook. He should've found a way to get Robin back. I mean, it’s his crystal (basically his thunderbolt) .
Also, can we talk about Rumbelle? If Rumple can’t wake her without dumping her, he needs to give up. It’s obvious he loves power and magic more anyways. Besides Belle doesn’t love him. I can only hope that Gaston somehow comes back and kisses her and him and Belle live happily ever after. Rumple can date Zelena if he wants (jk f that).
Anyways, I hope you guys like my little rant about Season 5.
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