WOULD YOU SURVIVE?
By Sarah Rodriguez
We’ve all had that moment of yelling at the protagonist in a
horror movie, berating them for running into the woods or for
deciding to answer a creepy noise with “Who’s there?” But
would we really fare so much better in their situation? Take
our quiz and find out!
1. YOU’RE BEING CHASED. TOP PRIORITY?
A
Hiding.
B
Outrunning the creature.
C
Outrunning my friends.
D
I prefer to face my fears with a taser.
2. YOU HEARD A SOUND IN THE [INSERT CREEPY PLACE].
DO YOU INVESTIGATE?
A
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where I’m going!
B
We don’t recommend you walk up and hug Leatherface, the iconic “star”
of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre franchise, if you should ever encounter him
(it’ll be hard to get close anyway with him swinging his signature chainsaw
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Of course, I’ll check it out all by myself and not tell anyone
Sure, I’ll even bring a friend and we’ll split up to cover
more ground.
C
D
Nope, sitting on the couch pretending nothing happened.
Oh, absolutely! Let me just…get in my car and drive to the
nearest fast food restaurant.
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