MINING DRILL
PARTY HORN
Jason X coming in with the insanity
From the highly underrated Part 7, Kate
yet again. Condor gets thrown onto
takes a party horn in the eye after Jason
an upright mining drill. After getting
kills her boyfriend. Too bad Jason’s silent
impaled, he then starts to spin around
because it seemed the perfect time for
as gravity pulls his body down the
a one-liner.
drill bit. Amazing.
ELECTRIC GUITAR
DEFENESTRATION
Oh, Friday the
Jason has actually killed two people
13th Part 8, what a
by just tossing them out windows like he
ridiculous film you are.
was in 17th Century Prague or something.
Missing the memo of
Tina from Part 4 is definitely the better
using the floor, Jason
of the two, as she lands on a car, whereas
smashes a guitar on
Robin from Part 7 just sort of face-plants.
J.J.’s face.
BARE HANDS
SLEEPING BAG
For when Jason’s simply too lazy to
Because why not? Part 7 had telekinesis,
reach for anything else. He regularly
so why not this. Jason just picked up
crushes people’s skulls and once
Judy in her sleeping bag and bashed
tore someone’s heart out. He bent
her against a tree a few times. He’s
both Sheriff Garris and Trey literally
actually used this method twice.
backwards in half. However, the
TWICE!
obvious winner goes to Julius from
Part 8. Jason straight up just punches
his head clean off his body.
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