JASON’S BEST KILLS & WEAPONS
LIQUID NITROGEN
SAUNA ROCK
Like with way too many horror franchises,
Just hearing this, there’s a lot of ways it
Jason eventually ends up in space. When
can go. Does he burn a guy’s face off?
he gets there in Jason X, he kills Adrienne
Shove one down his throat? No. Jason
by freezing her face in liquid nitrogen
punches a sauna rock straight into a guy’s
and then shattering it.
stomach and cooks his insides in Part 8.
TREE-TRIMMER
MACHETE
Part 7’s most satisfying
When you think Jason, you generally
kill. Jason dispatches
think machete. Usually he stabs people
the horrible Doctor
but some kills stick out. Poor Mark, who
Crews with a spinning
took one to the face in Friday the 13th
saw to the stomach.
Part 3, for example. However, the best
By Kevin Mahadeo
Nearly 15 films, a reboot, and an absurdly huge number of kills. The hockey
mask-wearing, teen-hating Jason Voorhees certainly stands as one of the horror
genre’s most popular and prolific franchise stars. Throughout his blood-soaked
career, he’s killed with teens more than Dane Cook in the early ‘00s. While Jason
tends to prefer certain weapons over others (axes and knives alongside his trusty
machete), he generally uses whatever is at his disposal to dispose of his unfortunate
victims. Here’s some of the most interesting kills he’s had with some of his more
interesting weapons. For the record, we skipped Friday the 13th Part V because
Jason wasn’t actually the killer and Jason Goes to Hell because, obviously.
is Andy in Part 3 and Freeburg from
Freddy vs Jason—both of whom Jason
EXCLUSIVE
CAMP CRYSTAL LAKE PENNANT
chops in half.
Ah, picturesque Camp Crystal Lake. Oh no, your commemorative pennant has
a bit of red on it….uh, don’t mind that. Everything’s fine. Nothing to see here...
(Licensed by Paramount and made by The Coop)
FLAMING ARROW
In Part 3 Vera gets
one right to the eye!
SURGICAL SAW
In Friday the 13th Part 4, Jason cuts part
way through Axel’s throat and then twists
his head around. It’s super gnarly.
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