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I ’ ll admit it , I have a tremendous sex drive . My girlfriend lives 40 miles away .
Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra . The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for the two hardened criminals .
I bet you can ’ t tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time ,” a husband says to his wife . She thinks about it for a moment and then responds , “ Your penis is bigger than your brother ’ s .”
No idea what they were going on about , but I marched with them for 2 hours !
A naked man broke into a church . The police chased him around and finally caught him by the organ .
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