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This woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma
for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single
day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come
nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, “You
know what? You have been with me through all the bad times.
When I got fi red, you were there to support me. When my business
failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side.
When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health
started failing, you were still by my side... You know what?” “What
dear,” she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fi ll with
warmth. “I think you’re bad luck...”
How is a woman like an airplane?
Both have cockpits.
What kind of bees produce milk?
Boobies
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