London Contacts Issue 69 | Page 70

LONDON & UK CONTACTS JOKES PAGE This woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, “You know what? You have been with me through all the bad times. When I got fi red, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side... You know what?” “What dear,” she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fi ll with warmth. “I think you’re bad luck...” How is a woman like an airplane? Both have cockpits. What kind of bees produce milk? Boobies 68