The Real Girlfriend Experience
These days, when a man pays for a
high-priced call escort, he wants more
bang for his buck. Escorts are not known
for kissing their clients, but today men
are paying for high-priced escorts who
are willing to kiss them, “date” them,
and be their pretend girlfriends. It’s
called the “girlfriend experience”, and
escorts are no longer called hookers,
prostitutes, whores or hos; they are
now called “providers”. Customers,
previously known as punters, or
Johns, or dirty old men now refer to
themselves as “hobbyists”.
When men call up and want the GFE,
(or the girlfriend experience), they ask
for “a nice girl” which is escort code,
since they don’t want to describe over
the phone what sexual activity will
be exchanged for money. This usually
means that they want kissing and
unprotected oral. It’s code for paying
for things a girlfriend would do with her
boyfriend such as foreplay, non-rushed
sex, and cuddling, a concept interesting
to any woman (and believe me there
are many) who have had sex for free
with no foreplay, two minutes of
penetration, and zero cuddling. It’s also
a trend explored by Steven Soderbergh
in his 2009 film The Girlfriend
Experience.
The GFE starts with dinner at a nice
restaurant followed by making out
on the sofa back at her place - often
her own flat, where the sexual menu
generally includes - DFK (deep French
kissing), BBBJ, (bare-back blow
job), DATY (dining at the Y), mish
(missionary), doggie, and if she’s really
a good girlfriend A level (anal sex.)
Between £200 and £1,200 buys
you a dream girlfriend who is an
eight (“totally hot”), a nine (“model
material”), or even a ten (“I can’t
believe it’s a service!”). Reading the
provider reviews assures that you’ll
never get a four (“only if you’re
drunk”), a three (“homely”),
a two (“ugly”), or a one
(“I was really scared”).
Many say that the girlfriend
experience is popular
because the men requesting
it “want an intellectual and
emotional connection”.
For those aspiring to try a
new “hobby” give the GFE
a go!
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