LONDON CONTACTS’ JOKES PAGE
The most popular man on a nudist beach is the one who can carry
two cups of coffee and six ring doughnuts at the same time!
A man meets a Chinese girl in a nightclub. They hit it off and he
goes back to her place and they have mind blowing sex. When they
fi nish he casually lights a cigarette and lays back with one hand
behind his head. “That was fantastic,” he says “but I don’t half fancy
a 69.” To which she replies. “Well you can go fuck yourself I ain’t
cooking this time of night.”
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