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Ulaanbaatar - the city dreams are made of If Mongolia’s yin is its pristine countryside, then Ulaanbaatar (UB) conforms nicely to its yang. – Lonely planet Ulaanbaatar is a city unlike any other. It boasts of more than one cinema complex, at least two restaurants serving edible However, if my time in Mongolia has taught me anything it is that sometimes the best experiences are those you would never anticipate. food, and a wonderful statue of predator riding a xenomorph- As it turned out, on my third day I was almost sent to an come-motorbike. ‘Why?’ I hear you asking ‘why have I never abandoned village for a weekend because the entire hospital visited this place?’ Well boy, do I have the elective for you! staff had gone on a summer vacation to Beijing. I was saved from the unenviable fate by the fortuitous arrival of a group of Newcastle medics, who were staying in my hostel and just so happened to have recently visited the village in question. Turns out they were doing their electives with the same organisation as me, so we all agreed to stick together. This is the point at which things got really weird. That weekend we spent having a rave on a Mongolian family’s patio in the middle of a storm, illuminated by the strobe function Sometime in the middle of June I set off for pastures new, of a travel torch… at 8 o’clock in the evening. We climbed a hill seeking the wonders of Mongolia: eagle hunters, wild horses, to find a pristine Buddhist temple, and had a photo taken with and untamed wilds as far as the eye can see. The following day the world’s largest model of a Mongolian boot. I awoke from a peaceful plane-flight slumber to find myself within a concrete jungle of tarmac, chain-stores and factories Over the weeks of my elective I got to see a very different (including the aptly-named ‘Factory No. 2’). culture than I’m used to, and developed a taste for Mongolian Korean-style French pastries. I arrived at my hostel, to be greeted by a middle-aged Korean man with no teeth, who seemed to have no knowledge of me And I even got to experience some Medicine as well. Let’s just booking a room. At this point, I began to re-evaluate my say I will never look at spinal anaesthesia in the same way expectations for the coming 5 weeks. again… The first day went from strength to glorious strength. First, I got lost going for a walk and spent an hour marching up and down the high street; and then I entered the wrong building, and broke my key in someone else’s door. The following day I set off from my hostel bright-and-early, keen to start my elective in earnest. I arrived at the designated area to meet my co-ordinator, only to find that it closed for two days in order to facilitate an effective presidential election. ‘Hey’ I So when it comes to thinking of somewhere to go for your thought to myself, ‘at least I can drown my sorrows in a nice elective, maybe think about trying somewhere a little different. pint’. Unfortunately, Mongolia’s answer to this cry for inebriation You never know what you might find. was an unceremonious ‘err… no’, as every drinking establishment