LMSS SPHINCTER vol.81 issue 1 Sphincter Issue 1 | Page 11

A Rant on UK Club Culture & Our Dance Music Scene Drugs, glitter, and some ‘wavey garms’… you’re all set for a night out at one of those ‘events’ we see clogging up our Facebook news feeds. Oh, and don’t forget to snapchat the whole night. What a load of shite. Disclaimer: This is not a personal dig at anyone who’s taken illicit substances and owns a smartphone. Before I try and explain where (in my opinion) we are going Angus O'Ferrall, 4th Year Medical Student wrong in the UK, it might help to talk about how other cities across Europe have got it right. Let’s imagine a weekend in Berlin, where the craze is techno. Crate diggers, Berliners, tourists, and anyone else who fancies a bit of the action, flock to one of the many clubs on offer across the city. Some of them will rock up on a Friday or Saturday evening, and some on a Sunday morning. But lots of them won’t leave until Sunday night or the early hours of a Monday morning. But why would anyone queue up in the line for a club at 11am on a Sunday? The simple answer is because you can see your favourite musicians play music in an interesting and friendly environment (sounds like a nice way to spend a weekend…). What’s more, clubgoers visiting Europe’s top venues, such as Berlin’s Berghain or Tresor, can turn up on the door without having to buy tickets months in advance, paying fraction of the price that we pay for a typical night out in a bare British warehouse. I decided to write this after the huge disappointment I experienced following a recent night out seeing one of my favourite DJs spin some records. While trying to listen to the DJ work his magic, I kept getting bashed around by boisterous crowd members who were so high that they probably had no clue what they were listening to. Appreciation for performers from this type of crowd comes only when a hard beat is dropped, or a recognisable tune is played. Accordingly, performers are encouraged to abandon their unique skills to please the audience. A DJs job is to provide the soundtrack to the people’s evening, so in many ways I can’t complain. But surely our nights could be more enjoyable, friendly and engaging if we started providing a proper environment to listen to music. Some London clubs, such as Village Underground in Shoreditch, do make an effort in this regard. No phones policies, proper attention given to sound systems, and care given to the experience of clubgoers (interior, lighting etc.) all make a huge difference to the enjoyment of performers and dancers alike. he UK dance music industry is geared up to be a money-making business rather than one that cares about its supporters and the quality of its products – as is the case for many entertainment businesses in the West. The consequence is that the passion of performers has been drained. This doesn’t stop acts coming to the UK though, as musicians all need to make a living, and our over-priced dance music events can provide them with that. But I for one am getting tired of being grinded through the system, and will be saving myself for evenings put on by smaller promoters in more intimate venues, where there is a genuine care for the experience of customers.