How to become a true Sheffield student
So you’ve chosen to study in Sheffield, great choice. But, in order to fully
fit in there are some things you should learn...
1. Drown everything in Henderson’s relish. There’s really no such thing as
too much of this glorious sauce. And, if you really want to fit in, you can
go the extra mile and wear it as a cologne.
2. Embrace Sean Bean and Jessica Ennis-Hill as if they
were the King and Queen of Sheffield. Frequent Broomhill
Friery for a chance of spotting Sean, and eat a burger in
his name whilst you wait.
Eau De
Hendos
Go to city centre to
see Jess’ olympic
postbox
3. Only listen to Artic Monkeys, Pulp, the Human League and
Def Leppard. Anything else is ear pollution.
Going Ey
Up
4. Ride the Paternoster lift and defy gravity. Laugh in the face of health and
safety as you soar in the Arts Tower - the tallest university building in the country.
5. Pies. These will now be your staple diet, you will eat them
at any opportunity. Birthday Cake? Pop a candle in a steak
and kidney, and that’s a Birthday pie. Christmas Dinner?
Wrap some pastry round that turkey and you got a Christmas pie. For clarity refer to the pie chart on the right.
Recomended pie consumption
Meals containing pie
Meals not containing pie