Library+ Digital Magazine 2017 library plus dig mag 17 | страница 15

Fake Library Stats
Library+ staff have walked the equivalent
of 10x around the moon, keeping
has won £200,000,000 on
Euro Millions. They all love their jobs
so much that they have decided to
stay at work and donate half of their
winnings to Stockport
College.
Library+ quiet.
We have introduced a purple
BUTTON on the Help Desk as
part of “saving our sanity”
measures, repeating
common phrases such as
‘Shush’, ‘Put your
ID on’, and ‘Take
your hat off’.
Library+ Staff Syndicate
From next term, instead of payment
of fines, Library+ Staff are willing to
accept Sambuca shots instead.
Stockport College Library+ hold the
Guinness World Record for the
longest domino book chain, which
consisted of 5.3 million books.