Ledbury Focus September 2019 Ledbury Focus September 2019 v2 | Page 78

Coffee Break Solutions (page 66) 1. Epsom 2. Warwickshire Fairy Tales . . . !! “Daddy, do all fairy tales begin with ‘Once upon a time’?” “No dear, there's a whole series of fairy tales that begin with ‘If elected, I promise ….’!!” 3. Avon 4. Glasgow * * * * * * * 5. Liverpool And your excuse is . . . ?? 6. Wrestling 7. Canada Cop: You were driving too fast! 8. Rhode Island Driver: I was just trying to keep up with the traffic. 9. 18 Cop: There isn’t any. 10. Nottingham Driver: I know! That’s how far behind I am. 8 7 2 5 1 3 6 4 9 4 3 1 9 2 6 8 7 5 5 6 9 7 8 4 3 1 2 1 9 6 2 3 8 4 5 7 7 4 3 6 5 9 2 8 1 2 8 5 1 4 7 9 6 3 9 1 7 8 6 2 5 3 4 6 5 4 3 9 1 7 2 8 3 2 8 4 7 5 1 9 6 T S A R V A T O O M E R M A I D A E D K L E W D B A T L U O A L C O V E E R A E E D I M R E V O E G E R O V E R I R Y E A I M L O M A N E N V Y A E K E D E D E * * * * * * * A what . . . ?? A doctor worked in an office building next door to a pub, where every day after work, he would have a lemon daiquiri. The bartender’s name was Dick. One day, Dick found that he didn’t have any lemons and had no time to get any. So he thought he would make a hickory daiquiri instead, and at the end of the day, the doctor would be too tired to notice the difference. The doctor sat down, took a sip of his drink and said, “This isn’t a lemon daiquiri, Dick!” To which Dick replied, “No, it’s a hickory daiquiri, Doc!” * * * * * * * Missing . . . ?? Fifty-one years ago Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the US Army. On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair. On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush. That afternoon the Army dentist yanked out seven of his teeth. On the third day, the Army issued him with a jock strap. The army has been looking for Herman for 51 years . . . 78 To advertise call 01684 833715 or email: [email protected]