Ledbury Focus September 2019 Ledbury Focus September 2019 v2 | Page 78
Coffee Break Solutions (page 66)
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Epsom
2. Warwickshire
Fairy Tales . . . !!
“Daddy, do all fairy tales begin with ‘Once upon
a time’?”
“No dear, there's a whole series of fairy tales that
begin with ‘If elected, I promise ….’!!”
3. Avon
4. Glasgow
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5. Liverpool
And your excuse is . . . ??
6. Wrestling
7. Canada
Cop: You were driving too fast!
8. Rhode Island
Driver: I was just trying to keep up with the traffic.
9. 18
Cop: There isn’t any.
10. Nottingham
Driver: I know! That’s how far behind I am.
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A what . . . ??
A doctor worked in an office building next door
to a pub, where every day after work, he would
have a lemon daiquiri. The bartender’s name
was Dick.
One day, Dick found that he didn’t have any
lemons and had no time to get any. So he
thought he would make a hickory daiquiri
instead, and at the end of the day, the doctor
would be too tired to notice the difference.
The doctor sat down, took a sip of his drink and
said, “This isn’t a lemon daiquiri, Dick!”
To which Dick replied, “No, it’s a hickory
daiquiri, Doc!”
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Missing . . . ??
Fifty-one years ago Herman James, a North
Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the US
Army.
On his first day in basic training, the Army issued
him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber
sheared off all his hair.
On his second day, the Army issued Herman a
toothbrush. That afternoon the Army dentist
yanked out seven of his teeth.
On the third day, the Army issued him with a
jock strap.
The army has been looking for Herman for 51
years . . .
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