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GUEST COLUMN :

In the Nick of Time

DIGEST

By Amy Capron
Carla met the love of her life Nicholas when abroad for a year studying the great museums of Europe and traveling on a Eurorail pass . One sunny crisp afternoon , she was sketching in the Tuileries gardens after visiting the Louvre . It was perfect fall weather , soon to change as the leaves were turning red , orange and yellow .
Stopping to admire her sketches , Nicholas flirted with her in such an obvious manner . “ Quelle beauté ,” he exclaimed , although it wasn ’ t clear if he
was referring to Carla or her drawings .
Neither of them would speak the same language for some time . Their language of love needed no words - they got by on gestures and drawings used as hieroglyphics . Eventually , after months of pillow talk , by far the best total-immersion language course available , they both became fluent in each other ’ s native tongue .
When Carla had enough of Paris , and warmer geography beckoned , she moved on to museums of Naples , hoping to improve her drawing technique by sketching ancient sculptures and nudes . Nic just came along . After which , he never left her side .
In Naples , they celebrated Christmas , followed by New Year ’ s . They stayed in hostels and met other young people from around the world . They ate lentil soup , an Italian tradition to ring in the New Year as it symbolizes good luck , fortune and prosperity , the lentils being seen like coins .
They were told to be careful of walking too close to open windows on the 31st , La Festa di San Silvestro . The Italians have a dangerous way of celebrating by throwing whatever they can get their hands
on out the windows . Sometimes this might be small appliances and even furniture ! The act of getting rid of unwanted items through the window is a metaphor for moving onto the new and out with the old , all made the more hazardous by how difficult it was to navigate on the streets as the atmosphere was thick with smoke from the fireworks .
Nic would follow Carla to her sleepy little Southern California coastal paradise , Laguna Beach , reminiscent of the Amalfi Coast . She would always say “ French lover ” even after marriage and living decades together . It was very European of her to keep their relationship spicy and romantic .
Traditionally , they would go out for a local Italian meal for New Year ’ s . Salerno ’ s or Ristorante Rumari to Alessa and sometimes Romeo Cucina . Later , when they were really feeling festive , they dined at Oliver ’ s Osteria . Afterward , they would snuggle at Main Beach to watch fireworks .
Carla made modest sales as a plein air artist . She could often be seen at Heisler Park or Woods Cove with her portable easel , her paint smudged clothing and her hair up in
an old-fashioned chignon to keep it from her face .
After many years together , Nicholas passed away from Covid- 19 . Grieving , Carla threw herself into her painting with fervor . Her art was the only thing that made sense and kept her going . Unfortunately , money was running out , and the small savings they had managed to put aside dwindled . She downsized to a tiny house in the canyon on Fairywood Lane where the prices were slightly more affordable .
At Christmas , she was feeling quite desperate seeing her bank account decrease . With the recession , the local galleries were struggling . Collectors were no longer buying as before .
Carla hopelessly scanned her emails , noticing one from a French insurance company she didn ’ t recognize . It stated Nic had taken out a policy decades ago . They had been looking for her for a while . It would be her New Year ’ s miracle , just in the nick of time .
Amy Schwarzstein-Capron is a Lagunatic and francophile who loves to read , cook and lawn bowl while enjoying her family and friends .
GUEST COLUMN :

All I Want for New Year ’ s

By Victoria Kertz
Hey , Laguna ! It ’ s your thrifty cousin next door , Aliso Viejo !
Just popping into your local paper to wish you a happy and healthy new year ! We ’ re grateful to be your neighbor and to live so close to such a beautiful and cultured place ! Did you know that you ’ re our favorite city ? Sorry , Laguna Woods !
Anyhoo , while we ’ re here , we know that New Year ’ s is an eve to celebrate , but we ’ re still kind of recovering from a really wild election in November . We ’ re just not in the mood to party . Did you have an election , too ?
Instead of a midnight rager with noisemakers and champagne , we were thinking that we could do a nice gift exchange this year . We haven ’ t done gifts in a while , and look ! We just happen to have a short list already written-up ! It ’ s only two items , but honestly , we ’ d be thrilled to get either one .
And since it ’ s post-Christmas , everything is on sale . So both are major bargains , we assume ! And they ’ re not at all outrageous , so let ’ s get started .
Here are two things that Aliso Viejo , but mostly just Laguna Audubon parents with kids who attend Laguna Beach schools would like to receive from the lovely , ageless , and always generous Laguna Beach : A drive-thru Starbucks at the Sawdust Festival .
You know those five or so months when Sawdust is festival-less ? That ’ s when it could serve as a convenient place to caffeinate all the Audubon parents driving home after school drop-off . Even if Aliso parents and folks driving to work every day are the only clients that ever go , it could become one of the highest-earning Starbucks on the planet .
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