Laurels Literary Magazine Fall 2014 | Page 53

PETER: Hey yeah, that’s okay. I don’t have a dad. WENDY: I’m sorry. At least you only have one parent to deal with. PETER: I don’t have a mother. WENDY: Oh, I’m so sorry. PETER: Don’t be. It’s actually pretty nice. I don’t have to worry about them telling me what to do or who to be. WENDY: Nice. I’m supposed to go into pre-law. Which is fun, I guess. PETER: Yeah! You get to be a lawyer! Wo-hoo! Of course, few have ever taken up piracy willingly. I assume it wasn’t your first choice? WENDY: Yeah, well, try explaining to the assistant-manager at the world’s smallest branch of a major banking corporation that his daughter wants to be a novelist. With a letter to Stanford in hand and a crazy law scholarship. PETER: Ouch. I can see your predicament. WENDY: Now, don’t get me wrong—I love my parents and I wouldn’t change them for the world. PETER: Hence, college. Time to fly the coup. WENDY: Well, kinda. I don’t know. I’m so lost. Peter: Lost? Miss Stanford? WENDY: Sounds pretty crazy, doesn’t it? You seem pretty much set . . . to do what? Flip burgers? Change oil? PETER: Give hang-gliding tours? WENDY: Nice. Anyway, you’re all set for a happy life of expectable poverty, whereas “little miss Stanford” here’s got herself lots of pressure . . . Social pressure . . . Cheating boyfriend pressure . . . Parent pressure . . . You get me? PETER: I understand. Well, not really. You see, when I was little I decided never to grow up, and I just kinda liked the idea and stuck with it. 51