Horoscope Highway
Spanglish HOROSCOPES
By : La Chica A ' Divina
Aries ( March 21-April 19 ) Your idea of a vacation ? A true Aries doesn ’ t know the meaning of the word “ relax ”. You don ’ t want to lie around doing nothing and drinking homemade Mojito . You want to eat , drink , travel , shop , dance and be merry ! No time like the present to enjoy the holidays - have yourself a Feliz Navidad !
Taurus ( April 20-May 20 ) It ’ s Parranda time ! Lots of parrandas and lots of Coquito for you during the holidays . Make sure you don ’ t over-do it and wind up spending Christmas day on your knees praying to the porcelain god !
Gemini ( May 21 – June 21 ) 2 Faces are better than 1 ! Gemini , if there is
any truth to rumors , you are one 2-faced individual . I say it ’ s time to let that fun twin out to enjoy the Rumba ! ¡ A comer Pasteles y a beber Ron !
Cancer ( June 22-July 22 ) Oye Scrooge ! Your constant complaining about the “ Commercialization ” of the holidays isn ’ t fooling anyone . Just spend the cash and treat your loved ones to some great regalos this year !
Leo ( July 23-Aug 22 ) Looking for Center Stage ? You are a funloving sign always in search of the attention . Maybe you should put together your own parranda ! Just be sure you don ’ t drink one too many Bacardi n ’ Cokes , or you could end up getting all the wrong type of attention .
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Virgo ( Aug . 23-Sept 22 )
Who sticks to resolutions anyway ? Not YOU , that ’ s for sure . Apparently , by now you were supposed to be 10 Lbs lighter and cruising a shiny new red convertible , but instead you gained an extra 10 Lbs ( you realize as you eat a healthy portion of Lechon a la Varita y guineas en escaveche )… and driving the same used ’ 89 junker you drove down in . The point ? Set realistic goals this year !
Libra ( Sept . 23-Oct . 23 ) No More Drama ! Everyone seems to be getting on your nerves lately , relax Libra ! We have the receta for a happy , healthy holiday season and that involves participating in some good old fashioned Parrandas !
Scorpio ( Oct . 24-Nov . 21 ) El Grinch Que Se Robo Las Navidades ! That is you Scorpio , get with it …. snap out of it , the holidays are here ! This is a time for la familia , for fiestas and for sharing wonderful regalitos ! Feliz Navidad y Prospero Año Nuevo !
Sagittarius ( Nov . 22-Dec 21 ) ( Happy Birthday !) Don ’ t be such a hermit ! Aghhhhh YES , the Holidays are meant for sharing , but please don ’ t stay home and watch Novelas with your mom and abuelita again this Noche Buena ! Las Parrandas are waiting !
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Capricorn ( Dec . 22-Jan 19 ) Being Naughty or Nice ? Wait , why not just do both ? Invite a good friend over for a home-made dinner , ( We suggest : arroz con gandules y jamon al horno ). Later , serve them a little of your homemade Coquito , put on some soft music and …. fill in the blanks …..
Aquarius ( Jan . 20-Feb 18 ) Look out Santa here “ I ” come ! Yeah Aquarius , you like to do your own thing and stand out from the crowd . Pero at what price ? Las Navidades are for sharing with family and friends . ¿ Ya comiste , ya te vas ? A word of caution chico / a : the holidays are not all about you !
Pisces ( Feb 19-March20 ) Qué pasa Pieces , are you looking for an escape ? Well , use that wonderful imagination of yours . Tis ’ the season to be jolly right ? So be jolly already and escape to the mall to buy regalitos for all your queridos !
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