Cruisin la calle Conga Caliente
Telemundo ’ s Conga Caliente Festival which was held at Al Lopez Park in Tampa , FL , was a HUGE success !
The Chicana
A middle aged Chicana had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital .
While on the operating table , she had a near death experience and the Creator appeared before her . Seeing the Creator , she asked , “ Dios mio , is my time up ?”
Dios said , “ No , mijita , you have another 43 years , two months and eight days to live .”
Los Romeros
What an incredible concert by Los Romeros to a full house @ El Centro Asturiano in Tampa , FL !
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The Chicana decided to stay in the hospital and have the works done ; face-lift , liposuction , chi-chi lift , nalga lift and pansa tuck . She was all excited because she knew she had a long life ahead and wanted to look bien chingona ! After her final operation , she was released from the hospital .
While crossing the street on her way to a taqueria , she was hit and killed by a bus . Arriving in front of the Creator , she demanded , “ Orale pues ... que paso ? I thought you said I had another 40 years to go ? Why didn ’ t you pull me out of the path of that pinche bus ?”
The Creator replied , “ Orale chica , I didn ’ t recognize you !”
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