Eighth most-hated celebrity Justin Bieber, meanwhile, is a paradox of effort. Contrived hairdos and words like swag suggest he tries too hard. But the narrative he sells is about luck against the odds— or, as a critic might put it, success that is unearned. An informal survey I conducted of Bieber haters yielded the following complaints: " conceited teen prick," " drop-crotch pants," " perpetually open mouth," " swag," " swaggy," " squirmy dance move that is like a figure-eight moonwalk," " scrawny but thinks he is big, the kind of guy who watches himself in the mirror at the gym while lifting two-pound weights." His bravado is simultaneously affected( trying too hard) and ineffectual( meaning he needs to try harder). Crimes Against Other Celebrities is our final category. It is male- and adultery-dominated. Angelina( No. 15) stole Jen ' s man. LeAnn Rimes( No. 12) stole Brandi Glanville ' s man. K. Stew cheated on R-Patz. Jesse James( No. 19) cheated on Sandra Bullock and is an ex-Nazi, to boot. Leno( No. 14) backstabbed Conan; Lauer( No. 6) backstabbed Curry; LaBeouf( No. 17) beefs with everyone. Taylor Swift( No. 18) and John Mayer( No. 4) are serial celebrity heartbreakers. The only celebrity to exhibit characteristics of all three groups— the heart of celebrity darkness—