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MORONEY
We have some amazing roads in NZ . The Gentle Annie is one of them

THE STATE OF OUR ROADS

Words : Roger Moroney

H ighways , motorways , expressways ( that ’ s a quick journeys across it in the years passed ... one laugh ...), roads , streets ... whatever ... these of them was like cutting a couple of laps of the are the access ways which deliver us via the

Isle of Man . It was a tad silly for sure and I would
mechanical thing we use to embark upon them
not do it today , or encourage anyone to lock
to wherever it is we choose to go .
into TT mode across any stretch of paving .
We all know them . We all have our favourites as
That ’ s what track days are for . On one occasion I
well as our “ steer clear if you can ” examples .
darted through the plains and ranges aboard a
Good roads and bad roads . Some to cherish
Triumph Speed Triple and it was as good as it
and savour and some to avoid unless there is no
got . Although had I told the Triumph chaps who
other option . Kind of like lager I guess .
loaned me the road test machine how long it
As an ageing old piece of motorcycling filth
took me to get to Napier from Taupo I would
who kind of earned his stripes , one of my
have been struck off the list . Sorry chaps , but by
favourites was always the now shuttered
jingo it was a quite brilliant beast .
Manawatu Gorge . Oh yeah , line the clear bends
I ’ m 66 now so the road test bikes are no longer
up and weave the path . It was like doing a lap at
on the agenda as there are younger limbs to
the Nurburgring and good heavens reader ( or
equip them with , although I still get out for a
readers if I ’ m lucky ) there were occasions when I
burst on borrowed tackle from time to time ...
would break into a German accent when some
and track days are sublime as I suddenly enter a
dip in a Nissan interrupted my “ lap record ” sight
time warp and become 36 again .
line . I have to say here and now though , that if I
So if the MV Agusta factory would like to offer
sensed uncertainty or unease I would pull in the
me some pretty Italian ironmongery for a week
reins .
I ’ d be happy to accommodate them . And I ’ ll stay
Another favourite has always been the Napier-
away from the Taupo Road ( that sounds like one
Taupo Rd , or SH5 . Challenging in spots but get
of those Tui ads ). No longer do I test those
in tune and it is astonishing . I cut a couple of
things called parameters for rules are rules ,
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