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of ‘76 when I simply decided to take the dear old CB500 out for an evening jaunt across the seafront landscape. In a T-Shirt, light cotton trousers and sneakers. But helmet of course. Like the other times I’d embarked on a casual evening ride it was warm, and the passing air was barely cooling. Visor up, and aim for the nearby horizon. But unlike the other seven or eight occasions this time I gave the buzzing four a bit more of a squirt on the final corner from home and accordingly gave it a bit more braking, and presto... locked front wheel and down it all came. The only silver lining was that I only had to hobble about 15m to the house to alert the old man that I wouldn’t mind a lift to the outpatients department. Three hours and about 25 stitches scattered across elbows and knees later dad got the second request for a lift... home. The following day I was as sore as it could get, but still managed to ride the damaged 500 down to the local Honda shop... sidesaddle. And I called dad again for another lift home. “Bloody motorcycles,” he Pro Photos of YOU! Get stunning pics of you and your bike taken by our Kiwi Rider photographer Geoff Osborne. Take advantage of the Kiwirider pro image machine and let us create an individual riding image for you. Over thousands of bike photo shoots we have built a list of suitable locations for any bike, or alternatively we can use one you suggest. We can show you several techniques to make you look good on your bike to create a dynamic image. We will then deliver a small selection of images from which you can choose your favourite. This will be delivered as a high-res digital file, or we can print it at extra charge. This is a unique opportunity to create a memorable image of you using your machine. We cater for all types of bikes from scooters to hypersports and have environments that work for them all. Total cost: $250.00 Currently this is only available in the Auckland region Contact Geoff: [email protected] or call 0274937411 mumbled during the drive back. There was another silver lining however. Because from that day onwards it didn’t matter how far I was intending to ride or in how much summer heat, I always kitted up. Even if it was a light jacket it had firm sleeves, and equally firm jeans, and gloves. Once bitten (by the tarmac), twice shy. Which is why I shudder during the summers of the “ouch” when I see young guys darting about the streets on their bikes as if dressed for a warm evening barbecue party. I also shudder when I see kids darting off to high school upon their scooters. Scooters, of course, are practical means of transport for a young person as they are cheap to run and maintain. But they are also capable of keeping up with traffic flows of course, which means they will keep up with other very big items of road-using hardware. I think we’ve all seen them... those kids whose minds are still forming and who love to weave and gas it in little packs. All bare knees and elbows. Ouch. Some simple advice kids (and errant summer evening riders)... cover it.