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A QUESTION OF SANITY Living north of Christchurch my first thoughts were could it be done? The first challenge was to secure a machine, so I purchased a 1979 Yamaha V50 scooter for the sum of $100. The years had not been kind and I am sure that one or two of the original 4.5 horses may have escaped over the last 40 years, but with a little time, a sparkplug and lots of elbow grease, I was able to rectify some of the years of neglect. Returning to the shop where I had purchased it, disbelief was the initial reaction. When I explained that I would be riding to Bluff and back (a journey of over 1400km) without a support vehicle my sanity was questioned. They did, however, offer to sponsor me for the amount paid. Accommodation and the majority of the funds raised would come by way of the Freemasons and without their support the venture would probably not have even happened. FROSTY START Wheeling my scooter out into the sunshine on a frosty -2 degree Canterbury morning, I kept telling myself “It’s not just a scooter, it was Yamaha’s first adventure bike”. True to the Yamaha’s philosophy, it had one rider mode and traction control setting – the level of both determined by how much you twist the well-worn throttle. As for ABS that would be handled by the small lever mounted on the bars. I’d be fine, right? Dressed as a six feet four inch white rabbit, wearing a blue tutu and riding the smallest machine on the road loaded up with luggage, it would certainly be an adventure. The first few kilometres were a bit of a challenge. The rear tyre had been flat for so long it had deformed. I thought that it would resolve itself with a little heat and use. Wrong. By Oxford, some 30km into the ride, it was possibly worse. A short stop and interview with News Hub would prove to be beneficial as the following days people would know a little about what I was doing and who it would benefit. By Glentunnel it was clear that things needed to be resolved. A call into Pitlane and an old friend Don was the answer – I thought he might know a few tricks of the trade to get me rolling more smoothly. Unfortunately, it would prove to be terminal for the old tyre. A few minutes later, after a bit of rummaging, “ DRESSED AS A SIX FEET FOUR INCH WHITE RABBIT, WEARING A BLUE TUTU AND RIDING THE SMALLEST MACHINE ON THE ROAD LOADED UP WITH LUGGAGE, IT WOULD CERTAINLY BE AN ADVENTURE HARVEY THROTTLESTOP 28 KIWI RIDER