Q: Why did the kick box trainer fire the new employee?
A: Because he didn’t know squat.
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad we’re not running today?
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Turnip.
Turnip who?
Turnip the music, I can still hear the newbies screaming!
Inside me there's a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate her with four or five cupcakes.
At my gym they have free weights, so I took them.
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