What to do and what not to do when
having sex with a woman.
DO’S
DON’TS
1) Do ask her what she wants, do
bad for asking you to use a
(every woman is different)
condom
2) Do find her clitoris
???
1) Don't make your partner feel
not assume you "just know"
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From UNC
Students
2) Don't push a woman's head
1) Withhold Stimulation.
2) It’s all about angles.
toward your crotch in hopes of
3) Flaccid wieners are less
3) Do be gentle with her vagina
receiving oral sex (it usually
intimidating.
unless asked to do otherwise (we
won't work)
don't all want you to "beat it up")
4) Take your woman to
3) Don't call a woman slutty,
4) Do be vocal while in bed (it is
McDonald’s so she
loose, etc. if she sleeps with you
okay for a man to express
on the first date
doesn’t have to cook.
himself when he likes
something)
4) Don’t call your partner by the
wrong name
5) Do explore your partner's
5) Do not tell your partner
she looks “ready to
hibernate for the winter.”
body and figure out what she
5) Don't ask a woman how many
likes
people she has slept with (you
6) Spread the sex area
probably don't want to know)
with stacks of cash.
partner to climax (it's not all
6) Don’t go tell all of your "bros"
7) Always take her to
about you!)
who you "banged" last night
waffle house first.
7) Do give your partner oral sex
7) Don’t pressure your partner to
8) Teeth + Dry Mouth =
(especially if you expect to
do anything she isn't comfortable
receive it)
with
Best Blowjob he’s ever
8) Do wash your hands before
8) Don’t assume that "you know
getting in bed (see nail polish ad)
we want it"
9) Do be prepared and fully
9) Don’t ask her if she is "done
willing to use protection (most
yet" (if you have to ask, she
women don't want a baby any
probably isn't)
6) Do at least try to get your
gotten
9) Manscaping: Make
your junk look like a
pokemon!
10) Music for getting in
the mood: Afro-man,
more than you do)
10) Don’t expect all of us to fuck
10) Do treat women like the
like porn stars (we don't expect
human beings they are
you to)
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Corpse