A Supermassive Supergalatic Convention
by Brock Hayes
page 10
Fresh Ways to Use That Minty Fresh Toothpaste
by Emily Kern
page 32
Metaparaphoradox
by Ethan Sword
page 36
CONTENTS
Plant-Based Pistols
by Jackie Raeff
page 40
Enlightening You: Are You Basic or Hipster Quiz
by Jeannette High
page 47
Raging Records
by Jackie Raeff
page 48