JUNK VOL 01 | Page 5

A Supermassive Supergalatic Convention

by Brock Hayes

page 10

Fresh Ways to Use That Minty Fresh Toothpaste

by Emily Kern

page 32

Metaparaphoradox

by Ethan Sword

page 36

CONTENTS

Plant-Based Pistols

by Jackie Raeff

page 40

Enlightening You: Are You Basic or Hipster Quiz

by Jeannette High

page 47

Raging Records

by Jackie Raeff

page 48