In total , I danced for 45 minutes . Not bad for a first-timer . I wouldn ’ t have stopped , either , if Dougie hadn ’ t come to get me . In the end , I made $ 400 .
Magic Mike moves
Splash is how I got into stripping . But I also danced at another bar uptown that shall remain unnamed . In between gigs , I would go on Craigslist or hit up some of my former coworkers , and do private parties . I ’ ve probably danced at like 40 private parties and only one of them was for women . Every other single one was for guys .
I saw the new Magic Mike , and I loved it , but I have a one major gripe . Contrary to how they bill it , it ’ s not a movie for girls . It ’ s a movie for guys who think all they have to do is work out and hang out with their dudebros , and they ’ ll get to perform in front of hordes of attractive women who all want to fuck them . That ’ s not the reality of it at all . Most of the time you ’ re dancing for dudes because dudes are the ones who spend money on strippers . That goes for both gay and straight men . A guy is guy whether he fucks men or women . We ’ re visual creatures , you know ? That movie is a male fantasy , pure and simple .
When I did the bachelorette party , I went with a former colleague from Splash . It was somewhere in Soho . He was a tall , built Dominican dude . And , he was gay , but the ladies loved him . He also brought along his cousin , who was shorter and stockier . There was no theme . We just went there and did our shit . We weren ’ t like firemen or cops or anything .
When we got there , the women were already sauced . Sometimes , in the gay clubs , people would try to slip their hands down my pants and grab my cock . What was so remarkable about these girls was how shy and polite they were . “ Is it ok if I touch you ?” “ Yeah , sure . No problem .” They would kind of just caress my arm or chest or something . I didn ’ t feel flustered in the least . There ’ s a difference between a 120-lb . woman putting her hands on you , and a 200-lb . dude .
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