Weird sex stuff
Of course , I didn ’ t even know where to start looking . My boss ’ friend told me to look up a spot called Splash . He used to know the old manager there . I called the number he gave me and the guy on the other end of the line was like , “ Oh , I ’ m sorry sweetie , I ’ m living in Miami now . I can ’ t help you . You know what you could do ? Call them up and leave a message .”
It felt kind of archaic . I mean , who uses voicemail anymore ? But , whatever , I figured it couldn ’ t hurt to give it a shot . I was afraid to leave my real name so I made one up . “ This is Jack Stark .” I don ’ t know why I came up with that name . It sounded like a Tom Cruise porn parody . I figured I ’ d never hear back from them , so I decided I ’ d scope out Craigslist in the meantime .
Craigslist has a lot of weird sex stuff , but I tried to steer clear of anything involving prostitution . I ’ m not comfortable with the idea of selling my body , but I have no problem with people looking at me . I found this one guy up near Central Park . He had a really nice place , and he just wanted me to clean it in my underwear while he watched . He paid me $ 200 bucks per session . It usually took me about an hour , an hour-and-a-half to do the whole apartment . One of the requisites was that I had to be barefoot ; I couldn ’ t even wear socks . He always had me drink a glass of ice water first , practically insisted on it . It was always served in the same glass . He would literally just sit there , on his computer , glancing up at me intermittently . There was even one day where he didn ’ t look at me at all ! It was weird . I think he just liked having me around . I did that once a week for two months , so eight times in total .
He never made a pass at me , he never jerked off in front of me . Right at the beginning , he asked , “ Are you gay ?” When I told him I wasn ’ t , he was like , “ Okay , good .” I thought that was pretty odd . Sometimes , we made small talk about my work and the weather . I had no idea what he did . He was always on a fifteen-inch aluminum MacBook Pro . That detail stands out in my mind because it was the same exact one my girlfriend had at the time .
He must ’ ve been around my age , maybe a little older . Late twenties , early thirties . I couldn ’ t really gauge how old he was because he didn ’ t have any wrinkles or gray hair or anything . Then one day he was like , “ Stanley is coming back so I can ’ t have you coming in anymore .”
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